Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] WebTVer [ ] AOLer [ ] Me too er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET Asshole [ ] Dweeb [ ] Twerp [ ] Twit [ ] Mental Midget [ ] Ignorant bastard [ ] Brainless Wonder [ ] Don't Know Which Group To Post In You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You asked for it [ ] You advertised your incredible stupidity [ ] You posted something asking crap [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] you made a comment of mind-boggling stupidity. [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something. (Not really, but kinda) [ ] You suck [ ] you started a thread riddled with unoriginal profanities. [ ] you advocated censorship. [ ] you SCREAMED! A LOT! FOR A LONG TIME! [ ] you posted the MAKE.MONEY.FAST scam or another chain letter. [ ] you threatened others with physical harm. [ ] you made a bigoted statement(s). [ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority. [ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your private reserve. [ ] you have repeatedly shown an absolute lack of humor. [ ] you are apparently under some demonic compulsion to say everything that comes to mind. [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be an asshole To Repent, You Must: [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel [ ] Explain to your admin why there's a 200 MB mailbomb in your e-mail server [ ] Give up your MSN account [ ] Go buy Marathon Infinity instead of leeching [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave [ ] Go play with yourself [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or fuck off [ ] Get on your knees and beg Bungie not to procecute your ass [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above